The 'Stack is Back

Keeping this short like the month of February

New Year’s is like last call, it can come too fast. No need to rush resolutions. I’m more of a New Year’s “theme” guy anyway; still ironing mine out this month.

I gave myself 10 days to settle into Manhattan. Now, I’m sitting on my COMFY CLOUD COUCH - LIKE NEW which is “comfy af”, making way on one of my themes: writing.

Well, today my 17 subscribers will get to read 8 highlights of my first 10 days in the city.

• Learned a certified banger of a song about a dental hygienist.

• Was told "You shut the fuck up you fucking lazy fucking little c*nt!”

• Forgot the rest of the the names I was called.

• Found a Lincoln, then gave it to the guy who let me on the subway for free.

• Set new record for longest argument about wall clocks.

• Met Shaun White.

• Dented a metal door with my big toe.

• Accidentally broke into an apartment and stole an ironing board.

I don’t foresee myself sharing my ‘stack on LI or IG anytime soon, but my thumbnail is no lie, there is more to come soon.

Here’s a copypasta to send around with the link:

SHARE THIS ‘STACK 🥞 WITH 2️⃣ PEOPLE OR A SCOTTISH/IRISH/ENGLISH WEDGIE 🤯 WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS 💤 YELLING SHUT THE FUCK 😮UP YOU FUCKING 😮 LAZY FUCKING 😮 LITTLE C*NT 😡

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Oh and yeah I’m officially challenging:

1. no predetermined end

2. Dave'sinternetpresence

3. Satire, Stories, and Soul-Searching

to post a new ‘stack in the next 7 days.

Otherwise, you’ll have 7 minutes bad luck, which is way worse than 7 years bad luck.

And, when you (yes you three who I just named) post, I expect a challenge sent back my way requesting myself to ‘stack again.

I trust Slow Down Club will be uploading, but if catch them slacking they’ll be in trouble too.